Posted 2 days ago

Sometimes I pretend not to remember details about people because having a good memory apparently equates to creepiness

(Source: unpublishedwriting)

Posted 2 days ago

fuckyeawillowandtara:

Total Request Thursday

The Big Pineapple requested by musingsofauniversedisturber

Posted 2 days ago

tickle-me-misha:

jaxthevampire:

alphakantspell:

A Funny Thing Happened On The Way to Thor’s Hammer

WHERE DID THIS AWESOMENESS COME FROM OHMYGOD

OMG

Posted 2 days ago

derxwnakapsyla:

elementnumber46:

newvagabond:

kiango:

himapapaftw:

rainbowcatpuke:

daveisagaynovel:

abakkus:

icesoda:

Let me introduce you to the best advertisement of all time:

Homoerotic, Interracial Priests selling Ice Cream.

the best the best the best

alexis this would be us if we were male

and priests

I want to buy this ice cream

now

i’ll buy the ice cream if you kiss

what is this omg

WHAT

One day, someone sat down and decided that gay priests were the best way to advertise ice cream.

Just let that sink in.

Is it too soon to bring this back?

Posted 3 days ago
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avid:

Tom Hiddleston reading Shakespeare Sonnet 130

My mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her lips’ red;
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
I have seen roses damask’d, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks;
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound;
I grant I never saw a goddess go;
My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground:
   And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
   As any she belied with false compare.

(Source: kamero-gomez)

Posted 3 days ago

brodinsons:

so dancing with the stars did come in handy after all…

credit goes to the original gif makers

Posted 3 days ago
Posted 3 days ago

The meaning of all the deaths in HP:

  1. James and Lily: To establish the story line as well as to show orphans of war.
  2. Cedric Diggory: To show Voldemort's mercilessness.
  3. Sirius Black: To show Harry's lack of guidance/parental figures.
  4. Albus Dumbledore: To show the death of a great leader can't stop a war.
  5. Hedwig: To show the end of Harry's childhood.
  6. Mad Eye: To show the death of a soldier.
  7. Dobby: To show even the smallest of creatures can die a Hero's death.
  8. Fred Weasley: To show that some deaths you just can't get over. And that's okay.
  9. Tonks and Remus Lupin: To reestablish orphans of war.
  10. Colin Creevey: To show that the good die young, even when they aren't supposed to.
  11. Severus Snape: To show that you can always change your ways. Always.
Posted 3 days ago
Posted 3 days ago

Look who has a sister..

madhatterspet:

katyperrydaughter:


Is that fire?!?!?

(Source: mrvys)