Total Request Thursday
The Big Pineapple requested by musingsofauniversedisturber
Sometimes I pretend not to remember details about people because having a good memory apparently equates to creepiness
(Source: unpublishedwriting)
Total Request Thursday
The Big Pineapple requested by musingsofauniversedisturber
A Funny Thing Happened On The Way to Thor’s Hammer
WHERE DID THIS AWESOMENESS COME FROM OHMYGOD
OMG
Let me introduce you to the best advertisement of all time:
Homoerotic, Interracial Priests selling Ice Cream.
the best the best the best
alexis this would be us if we were male
and priests
I want to buy this ice cream
now
i’ll buy the ice cream if you kiss
what is this omg
WHAT
One day, someone sat down and decided that gay priests were the best way to advertise ice cream.
Just let that sink in.
Is it too soon to bring this back?
avid:
Tom Hiddleston reading Shakespeare Sonnet 130
My mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her lips’ red;
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
I have seen roses damask’d, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks;
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound;
I grant I never saw a goddess go;
My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground:
And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
As any she belied with false compare.
(Source: kamero-gomez)
so dancing with the stars did come in handy after all…
credit goes to the original gif makers